Orkut Funny Text Scraps - Funny SMS

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Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with T.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.


Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide


UNIVERSAL TRUTH :
When girls wear tight fittings,
Neither they are
Comfortable
Nor
Boys are comfortable. !!


When I was a dog, and
your were a flower
I walked over you and
gave you a shower!!


The difference between
marriage and death?
Dead people are
free atleast!


WHY STUDENT FAIL
Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313
Summer holidays 50,Days left 263
8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141
1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,
1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81
Exams days 35 days,Days left 46
Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26
Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
So is din to party.


Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..


jeevan me paise, pyaar, dost,
sab kuch aata hai jaata hai,
par tode gaye daant phir nhi aate,
samajhdar ho ummeed hai msg bhejte rahoge.


HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can't move further
Moral:        Always Keep a SPARE TYRE

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